Tomorrow at noon GMT, I will pick the two most rated comments per score in this thread and answer the questions they ask (edit: one question per comment). If it is not a question, then that opportunity goes to waste.

To help me answer questions, I have enlisted the help of my all-new CritAI machine, a state-of-the-art supercomputer built into my basement that is able to search the first page of google in 45 minutes and output an answer to any question in mere days! The best tech 1975 can give us! However the model is still a bit buggy and might not give you exactly what you asked for though…

I will not answer questions that can be answered with yes or no however, just to make it challenging, nor questions – obviously – that give out the alt’s name.

The answers will be truthful.

You should consult with each other. The clock is ticking.

  • @CriticalResist8OPA
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    111 year ago

    CritAI’s answer:

    15:00 >Recording query:
    15:05 >"What community is the alt the most active in?"
    15:09 >Searching natural language modules...
    15:10 >...
    15:12 >...
    15:15 >...
    15:15 >ERROR: not enough information (code 499)
    15:16 >ATTEMPTING GENERATION
    15:28 >Compiling answer...0%
    15:42 >...1%
    16:02 >...2%
    16:17 >...3%
    16:35 >ERROR: Out of memory. Please reboot
    

    At this point I tried feeding it the query again, hoping rebooting would fix it:

    17:00 >Recording query:
    17:02 >"What community is the alt the most active in?"
    17:07 >Searching natural language modules...
    17:11 >...
    17:28 >...
    17:34 >...
    17:38 >...
    17:39 >ERROR: not enough information (code 499)
    17:39 >ATTEMPTING GENERATION
    17:41 >Compiling answer...0%
    17:59 >...1%
    18:13 >...2%
    18:23 >...3%
    18:24 >...(truncated)
    18:58 >...100%
    19:00 >WARNING: query is ambiguous. Please define 'most active'.
    19:00 >OUTPUT:
    19:01 >"query is ambiguous. Please define 'most active'. Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'."
    

    It automatically printed out a log on my line printer and essentially from what I can tell reading over the BASIC, the AI got confused between comments and posts. It wasn’t sure what you were asking.

      • @CriticalResist8OPA
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        61 year ago

        Well, OP can try, maybe this time CritAI will be more cooperative.

        • @Adhriva
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          31 year ago

          In that case, refining the query to: What community is the alt most actively posting in?

          • @CriticalResist8OPA
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            41 year ago

            I’ve had to run critAI all night, but here’s the result:

            1:02 >Recording query:
            1:03 >"What community is the alt most actively posting in?"
            1:07 >Searching natural language modules...
            1:17 >...
            1:24 >...
            1:41 >...
            1:43 >Interpreting query as:
            1:44 >"In what lemmy grad community is the most posted alt????????????????????????????????? [community lemmy] [grad] [alternative lifestyle] [1274910344]"
            1:44 >ERROR: Ctrl^V input User cancellation [code 390]
            

            Yeah, it had some issues forming a coherent interpretation of the sentence so I had to help it a bit. Anyway, after a while of retrying it got the gist of what you wanted. I think.

            11:15 >Recording query: "What community is the alt most actively posting in?"
            11:17 >Searching natural language modules...
            11:27 >...
            11:40 >...
            11:58 >...
            11:59 >Interpreting query as:
            11:59 >"In which Lemmygrad community did the alt made the most posts?"
            12:26 >Compiling answer...0%
            12:38 >...5%
            12:57 >...12%
            13:19 >...17%
            16:43 >...(truncated)
            16:44 >...100%
            17:11 >OUTPUT:
            17:12 >"The alt made the most posts in Comradeship // Freechat!comradeship154 users online11 users / day88 users / week207 users / month431 users / 6 months473 subscribers582 Posts9.11K Comments"
            17:28 > "have a critastical day!"
            
            • @Adhriva
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              51 year ago

              Interesting. Then I want to say the alt is Maxim_The_Russian. Although it has been so long since I’ve played Mafia in a forum environment that I don’t have much faith in the deduction, lol.