Tomorrow at noon GMT, I will pick the two most rated comments per score in this thread and answer the questions they ask (edit: one question per comment). If it is not a question, then that opportunity goes to waste.

To help me answer questions, I have enlisted the help of my all-new CritAI machine, a state-of-the-art supercomputer built into my basement that is able to search the first page of google in 45 minutes and output an answer to any question in mere days! The best tech 1975 can give us! However the model is still a bit buggy and might not give you exactly what you asked for though…

I will not answer questions that can be answered with yes or no however, just to make it challenging, nor questions – obviously – that give out the alt’s name.

The answers will be truthful.

You should consult with each other. The clock is ticking.

    • @CriticalResist8OPA
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      121 year ago

      CritAI says:

      12:06 >Recording query:
      12:08 >"When was this account created?"
      12:09 >Searching natural language modules...
      12:09 >...
      12:14 >...
      12:19 >...
      12:20 >Interpreting query as:
      12:25 >"What year was the alt account created? [question] [date] [03858192135999465]"
      12:25 >Compiling answer...0%
      12:36 >...5%
      12:49 >...7%
      13:04 >...11%
      13:06 >... (truncated)
      14:47 >...100%
      14:47 >OUTPUT:
      14:49 >"The alt account was created in 2023."
      14:49 >"Have a critastical day!"
      
      • ☭CommieWolf☆
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        101 year ago

        well, could have been more specific I suppose but now we know it has to be within the last 2 months

        • @CriticalResist8OPA
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          101 year ago

          The software is still a bit glitchy… that’s 70s tech for you I guess 🤷 . As you can see sometimes it likes to print out “have a critastical day” and I have no idea why it does that or where it learned.

  • @ComradeChairmanKGB
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    231 year ago

    Does the alt possess information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

    • @supersolid_snake
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      21 year ago

      This, most important question of all time. Up there with the meaning of life.

  • @Adhriva
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    181 year ago

    What community is the alt the most active in?

    • @CriticalResist8OPA
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      111 year ago

      CritAI’s answer:

      15:00 >Recording query:
      15:05 >"What community is the alt the most active in?"
      15:09 >Searching natural language modules...
      15:10 >...
      15:12 >...
      15:15 >...
      15:15 >ERROR: not enough information (code 499)
      15:16 >ATTEMPTING GENERATION
      15:28 >Compiling answer...0%
      15:42 >...1%
      16:02 >...2%
      16:17 >...3%
      16:35 >ERROR: Out of memory. Please reboot
      

      At this point I tried feeding it the query again, hoping rebooting would fix it:

      17:00 >Recording query:
      17:02 >"What community is the alt the most active in?"
      17:07 >Searching natural language modules...
      17:11 >...
      17:28 >...
      17:34 >...
      17:38 >...
      17:39 >ERROR: not enough information (code 499)
      17:39 >ATTEMPTING GENERATION
      17:41 >Compiling answer...0%
      17:59 >...1%
      18:13 >...2%
      18:23 >...3%
      18:24 >...(truncated)
      18:58 >...100%
      19:00 >WARNING: query is ambiguous. Please define 'most active'.
      19:00 >OUTPUT:
      19:01 >"query is ambiguous. Please define 'most active'. Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'.Please define 'most active'."
      

      It automatically printed out a log on my line printer and essentially from what I can tell reading over the BASIC, the AI got confused between comments and posts. It wasn’t sure what you were asking.

        • @CriticalResist8OPA
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          61 year ago

          Well, OP can try, maybe this time CritAI will be more cooperative.

          • @Adhriva
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            31 year ago

            In that case, refining the query to: What community is the alt most actively posting in?

            • @CriticalResist8OPA
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              41 year ago

              I’ve had to run critAI all night, but here’s the result:

              1:02 >Recording query:
              1:03 >"What community is the alt most actively posting in?"
              1:07 >Searching natural language modules...
              1:17 >...
              1:24 >...
              1:41 >...
              1:43 >Interpreting query as:
              1:44 >"In what lemmy grad community is the most posted alt????????????????????????????????? [community lemmy] [grad] [alternative lifestyle] [1274910344]"
              1:44 >ERROR: Ctrl^V input User cancellation [code 390]
              

              Yeah, it had some issues forming a coherent interpretation of the sentence so I had to help it a bit. Anyway, after a while of retrying it got the gist of what you wanted. I think.

              11:15 >Recording query: "What community is the alt most actively posting in?"
              11:17 >Searching natural language modules...
              11:27 >...
              11:40 >...
              11:58 >...
              11:59 >Interpreting query as:
              11:59 >"In which Lemmygrad community did the alt made the most posts?"
              12:26 >Compiling answer...0%
              12:38 >...5%
              12:57 >...12%
              13:19 >...17%
              16:43 >...(truncated)
              16:44 >...100%
              17:11 >OUTPUT:
              17:12 >"The alt made the most posts in Comradeship // Freechat!comradeship154 users online11 users / day88 users / week207 users / month431 users / 6 months473 subscribers582 Posts9.11K Comments"
              17:28 > "have a critastical day!"
              
              • @Adhriva
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                51 year ago

                Interesting. Then I want to say the alt is Maxim_The_Russian. Although it has been so long since I’ve played Mafia in a forum environment that I don’t have much faith in the deduction, lol.

  • @ComradeSalad
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    121 year ago

    Does the alt focus on informational posts, debate, and comments? Or humorous banter/memes?

  • @TheAnonymouseJoker
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    71 year ago

    Does the alt lead us to a luxury gay space communist multiverse utopia?

    (Also its gotta be Cranberry Juice)

  • @redtea
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    71 year ago

    Do you control the alt or does the alt control you?

  • @REEEEvolution
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    61 year ago

    Yeah, none. Germany said it would deliver tanks if the US and other euopean countries did too. And none of them did.