• @CannotSleep420
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      71 year ago

      His last name sounds like the english word for sack, and testicles are balls that are stored in the scrotum, affectionately known as the ballsack. With this information we can infer that the reason Sachs, the architect of the neoliberal looting of the former Soviet Union, is now speaking in support of Burgerland’s geopolitical rivals is because the FSB and CPC ball lickers have gotten to him. They licked his balls until he submitted, and he knows what awaits him if he disobeys orders (hint: ball licking).