• HaSch
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    2 years ago

    Join a Big Band, you’ll get to practice all sorts of music way before it is considered appropriate. When you’re professional, Christmas season starts in May, and our Kiev lodge has the Soviet anthem ready just in case. If you’re good at the bagpipes, they’ll let you in on Prince Charles’ death one year prior, and that’s even before they pass you to Fellowcraft and show you the secret key on the saxophone

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      2 years ago

      How do they know when it’s one year prior?

      And can you let me know when that is, so I can get to the bookies with an exact date, please?

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        2 years ago

        Sorry, I can’t tell you their methods just yet, but I might once I am raised to 2nd clarinetist

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          I’ll keep my fingers crossed but I think that once you’re in that deep you won’t want to give away the secrets.

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            2 years ago

            Don’t keep your fingers crossed, you won’t be able to play

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              The less I can do to an instrument, the better time your ears will have 😁