WASHINGTON—Following hours of meetings with lawmakers to try to shore up U.S. support for his country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky reportedly grabbed whatever office supplies he could get his hands on in the Capitol Thursday, saying he needed them for war. “We really need a bunch of these staplers for the…
Good lord, even the Onion starting to see through it.
The Onion is effectively a Marxist newspaper.
That is why they don’t miss.