If we bring it out, it will be carried on a wooden plinth, carried by the active mods of GZD in the Lemmygrad birthday parade, to be put quickly back in the display case, as so no one touches it. We will be wearing gloves while carrying the plinth and not make direct eye contact
I hope everyone takes this opportunity to upgrade to an even larger spoon this year.
We might take Stalins large spoon out of the desplay case over at GZD
But who can wield it, its power is too much for mere mortals
If we bring it out, it will be carried on a wooden plinth, carried by the active mods of GZD in the Lemmygrad birthday parade, to be put quickly back in the display case, as so no one touches it. We will be wearing gloves while carrying the plinth and not make direct eye contact
such is the way