Cruisin’ down the BRI
You’re relaxed and feelin’ based
Next thing that you know you’re seein’
Dengists in the neighborhood!
Surfin’ on a subreddit
Swingin’ through the based as f posts
Take a left at the shitpost flair
Take your second right past Cringe

On the magic XI bus
Navigate a book
Climb on the magic Xi bus
Spank a liberal, too (Take That!)
On our magic Xi bus
Read a wall of text
On the magic Xi bus
Such a based thing to do!

So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don’t be shy
Come on
Just to make your day complete
You might get based and fly

On the magic Xi bus
Step inside it’s a wilder ride!
Come on!
Ride on the magic Xi bus!