I guess that’s why people never listen to us. Our conspiracy theories are boring. They’re all “shady government agents doing exactly what you’d expect them to do.”
We don’t get any fun stuff like secret cabals or lizard people or hologram moons. It’s all just real world espionage shit, which is much less fun and exciting than James Bond.
Just came from a forum thread where OP was like “i don’t want to be a conspiracist but I think tech companies are working together to suppress tech workers!” And I had to be all yeah bruh they go caught ten years ago and had to pay some fines and pinky promoise not to get caught again. Shit’s exhausting I hate it here I wanna go live in Tamriel.
I guess that’s why people never listen to us. Our conspiracy theories are boring. They’re all “shady government agents doing exactly what you’d expect them to do.”
We don’t get any fun stuff like secret cabals or lizard people or hologram moons. It’s all just real world espionage shit, which is much less fun and exciting than James Bond.
Just came from a forum thread where OP was like “i don’t want to be a conspiracist but I think tech companies are working together to suppress tech workers!” And I had to be all yeah bruh they go caught ten years ago and had to pay some fines and pinky promoise not to get caught again. Shit’s exhausting I hate it here I wanna go live in Tamriel.