un-fukken-believable! biden tries to make us all drink beer…from plants, as animals!

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    3 年前

    That’s exactly the kind of statement I would expect from an average fox host. So obviously dumb that I can’t even make fun of it because it seems like satire/sarcasm already.

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          Reminds me of the M:TG parody in Fallout 2, the item description of which went like this:

          “Tragic: The Garnering. As addictive as crack, but less fun”

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          It’s like when all the chuds loved the Colbert Report because they thought he was super republican. Took a while before they realized it was satire.

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      A significantly large portion of their audience will be mad about this. They are told what to be mad about, not validate it

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        My mom was super pissed when Country Crock announced they were making plant based butter. She threw a straight up hissy fit about it and wouldn’t even budge when I told her the Country Crock that she has been buying for decades has always been plant based.

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    Well the current one seem to be horsepiss based.

    And in Poland they supposedly add animal bile to beer instead of hops because it’s cheaper.

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        I think it’s a joke based on the quality of beer mass produced in the US usually being referred to as horse piss, piss water, etc. Being weak and flavorless etc. Having drank my fair share of US mainstream beers I would have to agree.

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    I for one welcome our transition to non-plant beer. Time to pur ourselves fermented bee puke, aka mead.

    Mead. Mead! MEAD!

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      What’s with the /s? Do you not enjoy dysentery?

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    This is ridiculous. We already have to suffer through plant-based liquor, now our beer? What’s next, ketchup and hot sauces?

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    As long as they add something on the beer labels so I know what to avoid. As a consumer I don’t want to get confused by branding and accidentally buy something not made from dead animal flesh.

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    Little know fact - hops are not actually plants and are named after the mode of transportation the bunnies, frogs, and kangaroos they come from use.

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    The truth of it is, he knows it’s plant-based. This was simply to enrage the MAGAts and give them something else to rage-tweet about.