I love that Ukraine and the UK are apparently just as unsafe as each other.
Also, how much ass does Germany have to kiss before they become green?
Also, I’m surprised Ireland is only yellow.
The first map in human history to label the Balkans as “safe.”
To be fair I think Balkan cities are safer when considering crimes like homicides and muggings
They’ve not looked at homicide rates if they have Latvia in green.
Ayo wtf is going on in Latvia?
Unbridled Hitlerism
not seeing any correlation
People who use dark colors at both the high and low end of the legend deserve homicide though
people are just going on rampages at the cannes film festival huh
worth noting the US national average murder rate is 5.7, while the city with the highest homicide rate of all 27 EU countries is apparently 5.5, yet america is green
the Baltoids have fascist marches all the time but they get labeled as safe?
Tbf, most people there are libs or non-violent Reactionaries, same as in Poland. To get your ass beat, you need to stumble upon football hooligans usually.
Not enough brown people
full map:
% muslims by country:
seeing a pattern…
To be fair, I don’t think Israelis would be welcome in basically any Muslim majority country.
I wish they weren’t welcome in any country
DPRK, Vietnam, Laos, Cuba all blue though
I wanna see the clueless Isr*eli family that decides to travel to the DPRK because of this official travel map labels it as safe and immediately getting arrested at the airport because the DPRK does not recognize Isr*el as a legitimate state.
Why did they label the Malay peninsula blue?
thailand is more dangerous the further south you go then it immediately becomes safe once you cross the border into a muslim-majority country (except for malaysian borneo for some reason)
papua is likewise half completely safe and half dangerous for reasons that make sense
Love how Cuba is green, Venezuela is yellow while South Africa is at orange. Meanwhile Cuba and Venezuela do not even recognize piSSrael
Lol it’s too dangerous to go to Russia but Crimea isn’t Russia
Travelling to Kurakhuvo is a “potential threat”
“Be careful when you visit the countries most of you were living in less than a decade ago.”
Christian majority countries=Green/Yellow
Muslim majority countries=Orange/Red (Russia because Dagestan)
That’s it that’s their “analysis”.
Well one counterexample there would be Albania.
I’m always surprised that this type of shit isn’t accompanied by the language of the old timey prejudices that it perpetuates.
Like it would at least be amusing if the map said something like “Musselmen” or “Mohammadans” and a drawing of a headless guy with a face on his torso near the borders.
Italy is a potential threat, but thankfully if you just walk a few meters into the territory of San Marino you’re safe.
San Marino is like five towns with very hilly terrain. The only danger you can face there is road accidents. I know, because I’ve been there many times.
Same with Rome and the Vatican. There is literally no distinction between the two countries.
Also, how much ass does Germany have to kiss before they become green?
The ass kissing they do is to Israel, not like, jewish people. Germany doesn’t really care about jewish peoples safety as it relates to them being jewish. Given the self-understanding of Israel as the jewish nation and the conflation between israeli and jew that happens a lot I assume it refers to that.
Jury’s out on whether whoever made the map correctly identified that gifting israel a submarine is of little help when you get beat up by nazis or whether it follows the very popular that germany of all places now has an antisemitism problem because it was imported along with the too many brown people
Also, how much ass does Germany have to kiss before they become green?
They’re part of the ICC, they might possibly do what’s legally required of them and arrest war criminals.
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