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    2 years ago

    I’m not that familiar with western television/movie culture, so I probably missed an even worse example, but…

    …how the heck do these people find a frigging Sith Lord, an automated killing machine, and a drug dealer as “literally me”?

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      2 years ago

      John Wick, Equalizer, Saul, Indiana Jones, Agent J, Star Lord and Bully Maguire are the only ‘‘close to normal’’ guys on the list.

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        2 years ago

        I’d say Jesse is ‘close to normal’

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          Denzel Washington is the Equalizer, right next to John Wick, he’s badass assassin who kills rapists and human traffickers, Agent J is Will Smith in Men in Black and Bully Maguire is Tobey Maguire’s Spider Man after being infected with Venom, he becomes kind of a dick to literally everyone and does that dance, but that’s about it: