• Nocturne Dragonite
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    Ah yeah an economic system can definitely be applied to something that has nothing to do with economics

    Conservatives are dipshits and the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect

  • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Socialism is when you share stuff

    A traditional family shares the same house

    Therefore the traditional family is socialist

    Checkmate cuckservatives

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    Conservative student supports capitalism… until it’s applied to his GPA (he has to pay 15,000$ per additional 0.1 score and it’s first come first serve, supply is finite)

    • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]
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      trump-enlightened: “Look folks, I just need a small loan of a million dollars. America never had a president with a 5.0 GPA. Even Lincoln had maybe a 4 or 3”

      (For those not in the US, Lincoln was mostly self-educated, having less than 12 months of formal schooling, yet received an honorary doctorate.)

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    The most important mean of production: GPA

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    I’d honestly be more interested in watching scarecrows in a field for ten minutes. At least those strawmen aren’t unbearably smug.

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    But I thought that socialism was when you went around massacring millions of innocents for no reason. How do you apply that to a GPA?

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    based conservative

    i mean, that was the most obvious sign of a premium bait