Was scrolling TikTok this morning and a video popped up on my fyp: a cat was selling homes for what ever amount of dabloons. I had no dabloons so I moved on.

Next video a frog named Clarice offers me soup and shelter, then 5 dabloons as she sent me on my way! So now I have some dabloons. Came across another cat selling goods but I decided to save my dabloons since I didn’t have much anyway.

Then I see THIS news broadcast about inflation and counterfeit dabloons, so being the rational person I am, I treaded carefully. Not carefully enough apparently, because a few videos later I get robbed of all my dabloons!!!

So now I’m straight broke and I feel like this dabloon economy is a metaphor or something…

People in the comments saying “this is why we can’t just print more money”