Indeed it is true, I have bought a new phone.
You must wonder “what kind of phone would Oppo get.”
Well the answer will shock you, for I did not buy an Oppo phone.
I know you must be surprised maybe even a little dissapointed.
But don’t worry for I bough a Fairphone 5
Congrats Oppo on betraying your own kind.
I have never actually owned an Oppo phones my Oppo is short for Opportunities and that’s cute.
Some other company just stole my nameThe solution is simple: steal one of their phones.
I used to have a Fairphone and it was such a solid phone until I put in in my bag and some oily humus leaked into the charging port. Only problem I had with it was that it made my Snapchat camera weird and grainy.
Enjoy your phone.
How was the repair?
I replaced the charging port thing but it didn’t seem to work. I guess the oil got too deep into the phone for it to be fully repaired so I had to buy a new one.
Lucky I am to insecure to make selfies so I will never use the camera
This is the greatest betrayal ever made, it is only rivaled by the corn man secret report.
Opo, cmd Oppo! At least you have a phone…
I didn’t know Oppo phones were a thing until now
They are a mostly chinese brand and never really broke through in the western market
