Indeed it is true, I have bought a new phone.
You must wonder “what kind of phone would Oppo get.”
Well the answer will shock you, for I did not buy an Oppo phone.
I know you must be surprised maybe even a little dissapointed.
But don’t worry for I bough a Fairphone 5
Congrats Oppo on betraying your own kind.
I have never actually owned an Oppo phones my Oppo is short for Opportunities and that’s cute.
Some other company just stole my name
The solution is simple: steal one of their phones.