• TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    man it really sucks to see my country speeding towards war and being powerless to stop it. sorry in advance to all the people we will kill.

    • Gucci_Minh [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      You’re in luck, China will back down from it’s red line (again), because they actually care about the continued existence of human civilisation over acting tough

      However, because I just posted this prediction on chapo.chat, the opposite will come true and there’s gonna be a hot war.

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        4 months ago

        Historians in 2300: “We recovered data from an previously unknown but clearly extremely influential medium called Hexbear, and now we are convinced that as of yet unidentified user Gucci_Minh is responsible for the breaking of WW3”

      • Imnecomrade
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        4 months ago

        Who would win?

        The US paper tiger spreading itself so thin

        vs

        Your workplace’s toilet paper

        • 201dberg
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          4 months ago

          Jokes on you, I work from home and have a bidet.

    • FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml
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      4 months ago

      Arent you guys supposed to have weapons in order to oppose a bad government by force if necessary? Comunists in the usa should organize FAST