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West Accelerates Plans to Block Out Sun by 2028, Citing Human Rights Concerns.
2028: Launch of Elon Musk Into Sun Delayed, Citing Technical Difficulties
West in 2028: “Sun is blocked for half day on average, we call it NightTM. Mission accomplished. We also privatized it, you can now experience it for a modest, mandatory subscription.”
“Enjoy massive savings on our Day ™ + Night ™ combo pack for only $89.99 per week!”
Happy cake day, comrade!
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So much energy - big mistake.