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- genzedong
- cross-posted to:
- genzedong
“It would be completely misguided for Britain to view China as a competitor… what do China and Britain compete with?”
The British government should not “overestimate its impact on the global scene,” spokesperson for the [Communist Party of China], Victor Gao, tells [British propagandist].
Translation: You’re too irrelevant for us to even view you as a competitor. You produce nothing.
What do they produce?
Uh, I don’t know, haven’t you ever heard of English Tea?
Stolen from India and best used for dumping in harbors.
That was Chinese only, British sent a spy in China to steal the secrets of Tea harvesting and brought it in Darjeeling which is now called the Darjeeling tea worldwide.
Yorkshire Tea specifically!
Ah yes, the vast fields of tea plants that grow in Yorkshire…
Maybe sheep counts. But if Scotland and Wales decide to split off, then they’re in trouble.