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    $10M??

    I’d take $10. Seriously. I mean I guess unless the meal was fully paid for and pretty fancy. But with either of these two donuts that feels like hardly a given.

    $10 is a sure bet.

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      I mean, I’d put odds on either of them leaving you with the check for dinner, because you received the “honor” of dining with them.

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    Honestly the amount could be $10 and I’d take it. I don’t get why anyone would want to share the same air as either of these people

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      You could take the time to hit them in the face.

      But I’d still rather take no money at all.

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            The real alpha thing is going to the doctor and taking care of your health so you can outlive all the loser betas.

            Guaranteed Tate has a team of nutritionists and trainers to keep him fit. Almost nobody is that bulky and toned without help.

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              Eh, he probably just takes steroids and watches some gym bro on Instagram for workout ideas, people that proud and stupid rarely ask others for advice/help.

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    You wouldn’t be able to pay me to be seen with Tate

    I don’t like Musk much at all but I’d prob pay $100 to eat dinner with him and try to figure out wtf the rationale for some of his moves has been.

    The psychopaths who think they can get Musk/JayZ/etc to be their sugar daddy and find their wildest dreams or suddenly teach them how to be rich fucks…yeah they kind of scare me

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    The funniest shit is these sad dudes are probably clamoring to say they’d take dinner with Musk in hopes they’d somehow magically unlock the secret to being rich, totally unaware of the fact that the “secret” is to start with enough wealth to get that first leg-up, and no amount of lobster dinner with Musk will change the fact that they will never have his money.

    Not sure why anyone would want dinner with Tate unless they wanted to get into human trafficking.

    Take the $10 million, ya dinguses.

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      But having a photo of me sucking papa musk’s dick while scamdrew tate rams my ass will be priceless! Besides, I’ll mint a NFT and it’ll totally sell for more than that!

      Considering the folks you can find on xitter, it shouldn’t be too hard to find someone thinking exactly that.

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    dInNeR WiTh eLoN BeCaUsE He wOuLd tEaCh mE HoW To mAkE 10 mIlLiOn dOlLaRs

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    The initial question is so stupid that I’m wondering if it’s a troll. 99.9% of even hardcore fans of both would obviously take the ten million fucking dollars.

    • I screen capped this myself (I know – rare) and I can assure you, the account is not a troll. Or they’ve transcended to some other plane of existence and keep trolling from there.

      And the top comments were, apart from a few people mocking them, mostly arguing between options A and B. Since comments of users with Twitter Blue show up first, that even makes sense. Many were sure you’d have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.

      Don’t ask me why or how. I am pondering daily if the internet maybe failed and if we should just shut it all down.

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        Many were sure you’d have those 10 million in a year or two after meeting those geniuses.

        That’s some next-level delusion, but sadly I can believe it. Although I’m certain nearly all of them would actually take the money if it were a real situation, but they either don’t realise it, or they’re “virtue signaling” to their fellow online douche fans.

        Also, 10 million in a year or two? Take it now, lol. Do they really think there are parallel timelines where the meet ‘n’ greet option is the one where’d they’d end up netting significantly more in the long run?

        Also

        I screen capped this myself

        For a split second I read this as “I crapped myself”. Lol.

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      There’s a good chance it’s a joke, like one of those “Would I slap my mother for $10million? I would slap my mother, but I wouldn’t take the $10million because the experience I would gain would be worth infinitely more than that” posts.

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        I mean, realistically my moyher would kill me on the spot if I didn’t take the 10 million just for slapping her.

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      Thanks, good to know I’m not the only one who noticed that. As for your answer, I have no idea. But my guess would be some hidden longing to get screwed himself, makes me wonder how often he dropped the soap in that Romanian jail…

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    Dinner with musk so I cqnshove my fork in his eyesocket

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    Tate just looks like an absolute twat in that outfit. Like his mom dressed him for school picture day in last year’s clothes that don’t fit anymore.

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    Cat: Hey, don’t knock an opportunity for a dinner with a shitstain billionaire. You’ll never have a better chance to kill them.

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      Oh what I’d give for the opportunity to just lay right into Elon Musk’s ego. You could really tell him off and based on his behavior on Twitter, he’s a baby who can’t take criticism, so it’d really hurt.

      That being said, I’m taking the 10M.