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minus-squarePolandIsAStateOfMindlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·7 months agoThey got me until the last line
minus-squareThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoI was sure it said eat the rich, which presumably involves burning them for calories
minus-squareTheWolfOfSouthEndlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoI don’t think that they’d taste very nice, and I’m veggie. Can we burn them as a source of fuel?
minus-squarePolandIsAStateOfMindlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoThey are usually crusty old men so it counts as fossil fuels though.
minus-squareThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoOf course, it’s more important that they be eaten in a metaphorical sense. They’re probably full of microplastics. However, I think eating them literally is still ethical and vegan
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoThey’ll grind up into a nice paste. Add herbs and spices, and pour them over pasta.
They got me until the last line
I was sure it said eat the rich, which presumably involves burning them for calories
I don’t think that they’d taste very nice, and I’m veggie. Can we burn them as a source of fuel?
They are usually crusty old men so it counts as fossil fuels though.
Of course, it’s more important that they be eaten in a metaphorical sense. They’re probably full of microplastics.
However, I think eating them literally is still ethical and vegan
They’ll grind up into a nice paste. Add herbs and spices, and pour them over pasta.