Oh, does his neck still hurt? Never mind.

Reminds me…i need to get them Skips out the kitchen.

What’s this …the Jurassic centipede?

Just checked the menu, large is £23.99. Small is 16.99. There’s almost always offers, but that’s not the point.

In the U.K. all the indie places tend to have the same look and taste. I’d say Dominos is a bit better, but nearly 20 quid for one large pizza is ridiculous. Plus all the other downsides.

Brand new sentence.

I’ve had a similar issue with mail.com.

probably bringing back workhouses.

100%. Been saying it for years. They look like them and they won’t be called that. And people just above that threshold will say “isn’t it great”.

This generation is truly spoilt with these “once in a lifetime events”.

Same person that used a male name to write a book.

U.K. Aldi do this as well.

The fuck?

The right take the piss out of Starmer and call him extreme left names or authoritarian.

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They almost missed it.

Just call it “Americanism”. They’ll wank themselves in to such a frenzy they won’t know what’s going on.

No, this is when you’re on the floor. A somersault is something else.

Is that better or worse than it’s gooch?

Oh. Well, amongst other things, we call them woodlice. A “roly poly” is a head over heels roll a child does on the floor.

Same. But now I’m in Gods Country and my MIL calls them “Brick Beetles”. My partner was in her 30s before she found out that’s not what they’re called.