only communism can give you those arcane powers to resurrect dead people

  • CCCP Enjoyer
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    2 months ago

    I have never been on television. The only rational conclusion is that I was executed at birth by a secretive communist government.

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      2 months ago

      Fuck I am talking with ghosts right now on Lemmygrad. People I have never see. This disproves materialism. Is a telephone something like a seance device, with which I can talk with the dead? OMG, I guess I found a conspiracy