• JucheBot1988
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    2 years ago

    The US government just executed 200,000 teenagers for not watching the latest “Top Gun” inspired recruitment ad on Youtube, report sources from inside the country. After committing this horrific act, CIA agents staged a public burning of the victims t-shirts, baseball caps, and vintage pokemon collection, all while forcing sobbing parents to watch. We stand united with the entire civilized world in condemning the heinous actions of the barbaric American regime.