• thetablesareorange
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    2 years ago

    congresswoman from Hawaii, before biden and bernie announced they were running she was a main contender for first female president in 2020. really annoying yaaas qween leftover hillary supporters that tried to paint her as the left wing alternative to bernie sanders, with like no sense of irony. Not even super aware of her policies just “she’s a woman, I like women I want woman president now make that happen now please thank you”. Poor Elizabeth warren was standing there the whole time like “um hello I’m way more left wing than GI Jane here wtf?” but she didn’t look as good in a bikini as Tulsi did, and they were like “ooh our dumb idiot husbands will like that”. So Tulsi and her coconuts rocketed to the top of the polls early on in 2020, and all the former bernie supporters sobbingly and wimperingly started to sign on to her campaign because… something about Assad I don’t remember and then Bernie and Biden announced super late and everyone shit their pants and the guuurl power gang was sitting there like… “but coconuts?”. Bernie supporters had to really fight to explain that Tulsi was very moderate and centrist candidate and that despite opposing US involvement in the war in Syria and Libya she was very pro-war when it came to everyone else. Something they really did not understand