Nooo you all leaked my plan too early!!

• Step 1: Get a ton of communists in one place
• Step 2: Post-modernism (French authors only)
• Step 3: Trotsky nuance-posting (Deutscher method)
• Step 4: Lemmygrad sleeper cells in China to overthrow the authoritarian seeseepee and instate true communism (Funded by NATO, Amazon, and GoFundMe)