Unix 2 069 532 000. After decades of futile negotiations, summits, continuous racist affronts and provocations from the increasingly decrepit United States of America, and crisis upon crisis of the island’s corrupt government, the PLA finally take it upon themselves to reunify Taiwan with the mainland. Alas! Upon arriving ashore, they find themselves stranded in a strange realm of dragons, wizardry, quaint timberframe houses, and coconut-sized transistors. We follow the epic journey of a PLA digital warfare commander setting out to learn the lore of the land, fascinate herself with the strange contraptions with which she is threatened, and rescue the love of her life out of the titanium claws of Cyber Ing-Wen, whose thoughts have been uploaded to the government intranet by a lich and can manipulate the will of innocent sentient household appliances with ill-documented regular expressions. Armed with only her vast expertise of network hacking and copious amounts of magnetic tape, she enters the belly of the beast to solve the thirty-two threatening trials of Taipei Tower, while her childhood friend and life-long rival, a civilian theoretical physics professor from Beida, tries to find the source of the gravitational anomaly that made time run backwards on this strange isle. Can she clear the mission and escape from the wormhole labyrinth? Will her actions get her promoted and secure extra funding for her division? Can she beat the current head of state of Taiwan, a deadbeat middle-aged PHP programmer, at the dreaded ET game on the Atari 2600? Find out next gigasecond.
Unix 2 069 532 000. After decades of futile negotiations, summits, continuous racist affronts and provocations from the increasingly decrepit United States of America, and crisis upon crisis of the island’s corrupt government, the PLA finally take it upon themselves to reunify Taiwan with the mainland. Alas! Upon arriving ashore, they find themselves stranded in a strange realm of dragons, wizardry, quaint timberframe houses, and coconut-sized transistors. We follow the epic journey of a PLA digital warfare commander setting out to learn the lore of the land, fascinate herself with the strange contraptions with which she is threatened, and rescue the love of her life out of the titanium claws of Cyber Ing-Wen, whose thoughts have been uploaded to the government intranet by a lich and can manipulate the will of innocent sentient household appliances with ill-documented regular expressions. Armed with only her vast expertise of network hacking and copious amounts of magnetic tape, she enters the belly of the beast to solve the thirty-two threatening trials of Taipei Tower, while her childhood friend and life-long rival, a civilian theoretical physics professor from Beida, tries to find the source of the gravitational anomaly that made time run backwards on this strange isle. Can she clear the mission and escape from the wormhole labyrinth? Will her actions get her promoted and secure extra funding for her division? Can she beat the current head of state of Taiwan, a deadbeat middle-aged PHP programmer, at the dreaded ET game on the Atari 2600? Find out next gigasecond.