In 80’s movie trailer voice:

Opens to juche necromancer performing ritual.

With the power of the eternal science of Historical Dialectical Materialism

Cuts to dak silhouette:

He is coming back

Cuts to stock footage of housing crisis:

For one last job!

Raging “Red Sun is in the Sky” starts playing. Title card shows:

CHAIRMAN MAO

Available this summer

Last scene plays

Dark shadows of kneeling landlord getting his head bashed in by symbolic hammer.

Mao says: Rent’s up!

Cut to black