• Star Wars Enjoyer A
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    11 months ago

    I’m still waiting for my putinbot paycheck.

    they said “be a shill, get 10 mil” so where the hell is my money?

    • JohnBrownsBussy2 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      11 months ago

      Due to an accounting error, your 10 million is going to be paid out in 10 million Iraqi Dinar, as opposed to USD or Rubles.

      That’s still $7.5K, so not too shabby. Treat yourself!

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        11 months ago

        With the current exchange rate, 7.5k bucks would be a bloody fortune for me. Could get a mortgage probably. Heck, it’s likely more than all of my savings after six years in IT!

    • 新星 [they/them/🏳️‍⚧️]
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      11 months ago

      My sources in the Communist Party of China tell me that your money is in Otkritie FC Bank, and is unable to reach your accounts due to the SWIFT ban against Russian banks.