Why didn’t this dude mention stolen asphalt, nutella, Wi-Fi (you all know that there is none of this in Russian Mordor), raped dogs and eaten parrots or trenches in the red forest. Oh, my God, what idiocy.
And the fact that they walked into my kitchen last night while I was asleep, and stole my bag of cheetos. (Can’t be too sure, this also could have been Xi).
Why didn’t this dude mention stolen asphalt, nutella, Wi-Fi (you all know that there is none of this in Russian Mordor), raped dogs and eaten parrots or trenches in the red forest. Oh, my God, what idiocy.
And kettles, can’t forget stolen kettles!
And the fact that they walked into my kitchen last night while I was asleep, and stole my bag of cheetos. (Can’t be too sure, this also could have been Xi).