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Navy seal copypasta in Danish
Hvad fanden sagde du lige om Danmark din lille svenskerrotte? Du skal vide at jeg var nummer et i Frømandskorpset, og jeg har været involveret i flere hemmelige operationer mod Skåne og har over 300 bekræftede drab på kødbolleelskende ABBA-psykopater. Jeg er trænet i guerillakrigsførelse og er den bedste snigskytte i hele Forsvaret. Du er ikke andet for mig end endnu en blå-gul skydeskive. Jeg vil fjerne dit flag fra jordens overflade med en præcision der er helt uset, mærk dig mine ord. Tror du at du kan slippe afsted med at sige sådan noget lort til mig over Øresund? Så kan du lige tro om, svensker. På nuværende tidspunkt er jeg ved at kontakte mit hemmelige netværk af spioner rundt over hele Danmark, og din IP bliver sporet lige nu så du må hellere forberede dig på stormen, din svenskermide. Stormen der fuldstændig udsletter den lille sølle ting du kalder et land. Du er fandeme død møgsvensker. Jeg kan være hvorsomhelst, nårsomhelst, og jeg kan slå en svensker ihjel på over syvhundrede måder, og det blot med mine bare næver. Jeg er ikke kun trænet i ubevæbnet nærkamp, jeg har også adgang til hele det danske marinekorps' arsenal og vil bruge det i dets fulde omfang til at fjerne din sølle gennempulede røv fra det skandinaviske landkort, din elgpiksliderlige vatnisse. Hvis bare du havde vidst hvilken uhellig hævn din "smarte" lille kommentar ville forsage dig, ville du nok have holdt din kæft. Men det gjorde du ikke, det kunne du ikke, og nu må du betale prisen, din østlige fjeldabe. Jeg vil skide raseri over dig og drukne dig i det. Du er fandeme død, svensker.

My response to "communism doesn't work":
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/284347 > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/284346 > > > Cuba has a higher literacy rate than the US. > > > > The CPSU turned the Soviet states from backwards feudal shitholes into industrialized, functional economies and societies in a matter of 2 decades. > > > > China doubled its population under Mao and literacy rates were boosted from the pre-PRC times. Just look at China's life expectancy from 1850 to 2020; [before the founding of the PRC the average life expectancy was 32 years only for it to skyrocket after the establishment of socialism in 1949.](https://www.statista.com/statistics/1041350/life-expectancy-china-all-time/) The PRC is also one of the most successful democracies in the world. According to Harvard, [the CPC has a support rate of 95.5%](https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2020/07/long-term-survey-reveals-chinese-government-satisfaction/), and according the Latana-Alliance of Democracies Foundation (the latter is FUNDED BY NATO ITSELF), [China has the highest percentage of people who think that their country is a democracy (83%) compared to America's 49%).](https://www.newsweek.com/most-china-call-their-nation-democracy-most-us-say-america-isnt-1711176) > > > > I could keep going about the successes of socialism. But now, let's talk about capitalism, shall we? After the collapse of the USSR in 1991, countries like Russia and Ukraine implemented economic shock therapy - liberalizing price controls, privatizing public property, etc. The economy crashed so hard that the Russian male life expectancy fell by 10 years. Russia and the Ukraine were turned into oligarch-infested wreckages of the economies they once were (sometimes literally; how many pictures of Ukraine have you seen that included several buildings that were built after the collapse of the USSR?). Domestic industries were replaced by imports (ie the infamous "Bush legs" that replaced Russia's native chicken industry), leading to enormous capital outflows from Eastern Europe to the West. Assets collapsed in value, allowing Westerners to purchase them at bargain prices; inflation was through the roof. > > > > The economic failures were not made up for by some mythical "increase in democracy", either. Just look at 1993 Russia, where Yeltsin bombarded the parliament building and killed upwards of 2000 people in doing so, or 2014 Ukraine, in the Odessa trade-unionist massacre. 42% of Estonians are banned from voting because they are of "Russian, Ukrainian, or Belorussian ancestry". > > > > In the end, both socialism and capitalism work wonderfully...to achieve their intended purpose. Socialism raises confident generations that take their fates into their own hands, whereas capitalism raises confident generations of old swine, robber barons that make their living off the blood of workers.

heres a comrade trump copypasta for you guys who havent copied it.
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/200199 > Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?

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