I sure hope it’s not the same old derivative crimes like murder, assault, or rape; it’s really starting to feel like everyone and their mother has done this shit a million times already. It’s gotten so stale, in fact, that murderers try to “distinguish” themselves against their bland colleagues by having a gimmick, like illegible handwriting, eating the victims, or publishing a manifesto. Maybe there still was some intrigue left to them in the late 2000s, but the general public has just about gotten fed up with this shitshow, and I’m flat out sick that otherwise gifted documentary-makers waste their time on these attention hogs.

No, this gator is clearly destined for a far more adventurous calling, like sale of citizenship papers, mail and wire fraud, interference with the operation of a satellite, destruction of bankruptcy records, or issuing a counterfeit weather report

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