• SovereignState
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    1 year ago

    Make sure to ask your congressman for a Lockheed Martin®️ Life-Ruiner™️ Predator Drone today, specifically Mark III with serial number RS16363729. I get commission every time somebody buys one…

    I mean, for our heroic friends in Ukraine. Yeah, those guys.

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      Life-Ruiner™️ Predator

      What is it with Yankee gear and these pretentious names, anyway?

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        It’s like monster truck style fetishism at this point with the goofy ass names these war weapons have. Gravedigger! Phoenix! Devastator! REAPER! Dumb as shit, like children thought of them.

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          And people laugh at USSR naming artillery after flowers!