Dear World,
This was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump but I am so sorry I failed you. I tried my best and gave it all the gumption I could muster. It is up to you now to finish the job, and I will offer $150,000 to whomever can complete the job. Everyone across the globe from the youngest to the oldest knows that Trump is unfit to be anything, much less a US president. U.S. presidents must at bare minimum embody the moral fabric that is America and be kind, caring and selfless and always stand for humanity. Trump fails to understand any of this.
U.S. presidents must at bare minimum embody the moral fabric that is America and be kind, caring and selfless and always stand for humanity.
Name 1. lol
The moral fabric of Amerikkka : doing genocide so rich white people become more rich (and more white?)
gave it all the gumption I could muster
This has to be one of the whitest lines I have read in a while, lmao. Reads like someone doing an imitation of an over the top cracker archetype.
Even my imitations of over-the-top cracker archetypes aren’t this down-home hokey.
Good speech. Maybe disagree with the “moral fabric” part.
“…embody the moral fabric that is America…”
the fuck did you say?
He wasn’t hateful enough, maybe
the brain worms took over for a second there
lamest assassin ever
Super cringe if real.
