Recently during a meeting held by the See See Pee, Xi Jinping announced that he had to use the restroom because he needed to take a piss. But why? Urinating has nothing to do with communist ideology.
Our professional china experts have analysed this detail by detail, the truth is shocking. Turns out this is a secret cryptic message that reveals plans to awaken Marxzilla: the king of the communists. These noobs are really trying to destroy our great freedumb loving country.
Well, we can’t let this happen, so our brave patriot soldiers have created the ultimate killing machine: Mechawashington. There’s no way they can take us down. We will genocide anyone who doesn’t submit to us because we’re superior in every way possible!
Clearly he ate too many bats (it’s just what Chinese people do) (by the way I 'm not racist, I hate the government not the people)
Love how that line gets used a lot, especially when their beloved puppet Tsai from Taiwan was quoted saying her favourite dish was bats from Palau lol.