Recently during a meeting held by the See See Pee, Xi Jinping announced that he had to use the restroom because he needed to take a piss. But why? Urinating has nothing to do with communist ideology.

Our professional china experts have analysed this detail by detail, the truth is shocking. Turns out this is a secret cryptic message that reveals plans to awaken Marxzilla: the king of the communists. These noobs are really trying to destroy our great freedumb loving country.

Well, we can’t let this happen, so our brave patriot soldiers have created the ultimate killing machine: Mechawashington. There’s no way they can take us down. We will genocide anyone who doesn’t submit to us because we’re superior in every way possible!

  • JucheBot1988
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    111 year ago

    Clearly he ate too many bats (it’s just what Chinese people do) (by the way I 'm not racist, I hate the government not the people)

    • @Eat_Yo_Vegetables69
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      81 year ago

      Love how that line gets used a lot, especially when their beloved puppet Tsai from Taiwan was quoted saying her favourite dish was bats from Palau lol.

  • @Aria
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    111 year ago

    Artistic interpretation

    • Lil Kitai
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      1 year ago

      So nice of them to bring the American flag as kindling.

  • ButtigiegMineralMap
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    41 year ago

    Very few people know this and the CCP will probably send assassins after me(idc I’m badass they can send 20 men after me, I’ll spare and send back 1 of them to warn Beijing not to fuck with me😈) but I will say it anyways. Xi is a robot and when he says he needs to “piss” what he means is use his Pneumatic Inhibitors of Secret Socialism. He goes to the “bathroom” and uses his air-compression duct and sends pressurized air to different locations in the USA and other American Freedom Zones that non-Americans happen to live in due to our graciousness to allow them to live in Non-America places. This pressurized air from his P.I.S.S. Compressor is sent around the Earth and is used as evidence for global warming and climate change. After he fakes climate change the liberals of the world start to become Marxists and bring about Globo Gommunism.