Tonight’s entertainment will be a wholesome performance by Keanu Reeves. Enjoy, sirs.
Why is this not in badposting?
Because it’s not bad? Duh. We need an epicposting for this one! xD
Updoots to the left!
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Edit 2: wow, my most upvoted comment is about doots. Don’t ever change, reddit!
I think enough people have blocked badposting (like me) that whenever a badpost is posted outside of badposting it feels fresh to the people who have blocked badposting, until they think about it and realize they blocked that shit for a reason
Congratulations, you’ve succeeded at making me want to turn off my internet permanently and become one with nature.
Should have voted with your wallet
Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed.
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can’t melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
stop that stop it i dont like it
EPIC!
^ this. So much win.
MEAL TIME!
This post is a real gem!
Edit: wow! Thanks for the silver!
>:(
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
But u/unidan hasn’t posted with le epic crow facts yet!
DAE LE JACKDAW XDXD
Uhh, is the narwhal with bacon served at midnight?
Also I’m allergic to Emma Watson, can I substitute for a hotter, better actress? Like Natalie Portman.
Natalie Dorner and a clone of the former.
I’m fucking logging off
I’m sorry this post is too Epic Bacon, I’m going to have to call the vegan police.
No cap, this post is sus as hell.
Really badpostmaxxing, you’re a total sigma. No rizz.
I thought sigma was good?
sigma deez nuts lmao gottem
Damn can’t believe I fell for it
I don’t know I’m 32
Biboo tax
have an upvote good sir
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
This would be even more epic if there were freaking pirate ninjas
You win the internet today, good sir!
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Ah, the old hexbear switcheroo
Hold my Virgil Texas, I’m going in