Burping is illegal. If you burp at your family dinner Kim Jong Un will burn you alive and burp in your face. I thought gommunizm was about freedom…
I guess I’ll need to work on my table manners…
What about feeding the dog during dinner? I guess if you do that, you are being next one fed to the dog by Kim, and then Kim will feed himself to the dog for the crime of feeding the dog, and then feed the dog to the unicorn.
That is of course purely speculative since there are no dogs in Norf Kora. Also no dinners because no fud and no families because godless commies.
Why are you feeding the dog during dinner? Finish your plate, Poland! Dontcha know there are starving kids in North Korea who would love to eat those vegetables?
Finish your plate
But…
…okay
(This may seem insignificant and not funny, but the funny part is that this is based on what a real family member of mine said “probably happens” in the DPRK.)
Burping could actually be illegal in the DPRK and I’d still like it better than here. They have room to fuck things up and still be superior, a lot of room.