You see I am a half-human half-elf with demon blood who lives in the outskirts of the elfwood, i studied ancient magic from the lost city of erm and recently returned from retro tokyo where i was trained in the sacred art of kendo and…

if i show up to your D&D session, please run away

out here living in the Relatively Unpleasant Forest, which actually isn’t as bad as it sounds. Quiet place, rent’s cheap

I’m at Unlantis. Stop dumping shit into the ocean.

If you look closely, it’s just a slightly malformed Eurasia.

The Crap Lands

This speaks to me

I’m a human fighter from Fishport with a boring backstory and mid life crisis. My turns take 30 seconds and the DM loves me for being the sole voice of reason when the rogue is trying to choose murder in broad daylight as plan A for every situation. If the group doesn’t disband before level 5 (they will) then I’m going to die because of my roleplay-based stat choices and be reincarnated as a slightly creepy shaman woman from South Orcland.

find me at the mountains of muscles doing muscle shit

I’m ashamed to admit that my conworld looks way too close to this for my own comfort, albeit with fewer stereotypes and fantasy tropes. Which is to say that all the actually interesting worldbuilding is in the eastern two-thirds of the world, whereas I just sort of phoned in the countries of the western third to consist of not-Intermarium, not-Britain, not-Ireland, and not-America.

Hey I’ve seen this bit before! (source on this version)

Compare and contrast.

Me in the Robbin’ Woods

I’ll take the Icecastle of the Necrolord. Everyone is welcome here as long as they pass (well, fail) the lib test

Hey, it’s a map of Azeroth from World of Warcraft!

Oh hey it’s Midland (Europe) from Berserk

Boozy bay is a decent place to live

You may be in her DMs, but I’m in the Cold Sea venturing to defeat the Necrolord in his Ice Castle.