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I was sure they were gonna back out of this but they didn’t and now we’ve got memes for days. Hallelujah!
I was sure they were gonna back out of this but they didn’t and now we’ve got memes for days. Hallelujah!
I wonder if the rest of the country noticed his constant angry open mouthed staring at Trump whenever Trump was talking. That was the highlight of his performance to me tonight.
THE IDEA
NUMBER ONE
ARTICLE 5
(unintelligible)
Hell yeah they are this is what I came for, fight you old bastards!
Yeah even with Trump doing his little faces and meandering insults he still somehow seems like the only coherent one. Trump’s pharma team is killing it, is Biden even on anything? Get your shit together Biden crew.
As far as I can tell, Biden’s position is that we have to stop Putin in Ukraine because if we don’t then he’ll invade Poland and Belarus and NATO will start thermonuclear war over it and kill everyone because that’s just the rules?
Don’t commit perjury to try to get on a jury though.
As a juror, you’re entitled to say guilty or not guilty for absolutely any reason you want and you can’t be punished for your decision even though the judge might try very hard to imply otherwise.
But see the US doesn’t do slavery or racism anymore so China bad.
They took a terrifyingly long game and added another game on top of it and now what do they expect that I’m gonna start a new character someday and be like “well I guess I’m just playing Elden Ring for the next 200 hours” what the fuck. Gives me conniptions. Obviously that’s exactly what I’m gonna do though.
It’s just like my favorite hit videogame Cyberpunk 2077! But you wouldn’t know anything about the RTX ON experience from your third world shithole lol.
Fuck I love treats so much America has the best treats and everyone is jealous of our treats I might be spending half my income on rent and I’ll immediately go bankrupt if I have to go the hospital for any reason but I can still absolutely roast your tankie ass for only having second tier consumer electronics.
When I’ve had too much beanis, I put my trust in Bemis.
I’m sorry Dave, I’m getting Windows ready. Don’t turn off your computer.
It sucks while you’re learning a new way of interacting with your computer but after several months when it’s all second nature again there’s a lot to appreciate about the Linux approach. It’s really nice to have an OS that isn’t trying to hide what it’s doing from you.
blue team president smol bean can’t do anything it’s up to congress but when orange man bad president most powerful man in the world singlehandedly destroying democracy
Oh okay everything’s fine then
What? There’s a HexBear admin defending this shit too?
Those young men sound like they were pretty quick on the draw, this must have been a common occurrence.
Hopefully someone cuts a highlight reel together soon because there’s some good ones. Especially both of them spending like a minute arguing about who’s better at golf. Lots of (unintelligible).