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Where are the dudes that weigh more than like 180lbs

I got super weenie hut jr’s tattooed on my thigh

If we’re going down that route, then let’s hope the Children of Kali become inevitable too.

find me at the mountains of muscles doing muscle shit

don’t understand why libs call Russians “orcs”. Like, I know it’s supposed to be racist and dehumanizing, but like, aren’t most Russian people white? Is it cause they aren’t western European white? But then like, how come Ukrainians are considered white and not called orcs even though there is no physical differences between the two countries other than an arbitrary geopolitical border?

Am I thinking too much about this

hey kids, do ya want to patch rent irl

When I worked at whole foods they told us to be “aggressively nice” to anybody we suspected of stealing. Like follow them around and ask if they need assistance and shit.

I never understood the co-workers that made it their top priority to stop folks from stealing. I’d notice folks steal all the time and didn’t give a shit. Hell, I used to steal all the time too.

one time i took a bunch of viagra and stood up too fast and passed out and woke up with a hard on in my bed

If yall never had kudzu jelly you’re missing out.

A cozy life sim where you gentrify a historic neighborhood and displace and forcibly remove the previous residents and eradicate the culture and open up a poke bowl fast casual restaurant underneath a 5 over 1 while maximizing value for your shareholders and buying up all the local real estate to flip and sell homes that are worth at most 80k for a “steal” at 450k to a family of 2 that needs more room for their purebred french bulldog.

I am competing again in a powerlifting competition next month.

lmao i just started my software engineering degree last week

Welp

Rev left is genuinely good and informative along with Red Meance and Guerilla History. “Misleading” lmao

Who up needing they clippussy ate

The best thing about today: I am off work. The worst thing about today: I have to go back to work tomorrow.

Idk, kinda wished I had picked a different career choice than software dev. Working from home is nice but goddamn this is such a bullshit job. Like, maybe I’ll learn to install solar panels or something

In a just world, the person advocating this belief would be sent to a work camp for their rest of their life.

first person shooter

“hack and slash”

“we support October 7” and “we stand with Hamas”

This but unironically.

But do you condemn the car?