" i just want a gf like Tifa from ff7"

if you can’t take the shame, don’t fuck the dane. idk what else to tell her

damn you spiro stop making me salt all my food too much

how do you say “shit covered ass” in seneca?

WOTC: We put ur cardboard waifu in OTJ

Me:

WOTC: 3 mana gut shot and 2 toughness lmao

Me:

“umh, paid protestors, much. did you know if they didn’t attend their entire family would be thrown into turbo mega gulag???” source: my ass

pffft. idk shit about metas. i enjoy building clueless jank instead

god she’s so great, i love her. if only she was a remotely playable card

lmao my dumb ass was still deluding myself into thinking i was “cis” for another 4 months after he croaked. which is a shame, because i’d have way less body hair and probably c cups by now if i did then, considering how fast they’re growing

nah i started HRT like 7 weeks ago now and the american empire has been stumbling in the middle east since long before

i will continue doing E shots to destroy america thought

yo where my pauper players at, i crave commons

who is joe

In the wise words of Joe Biden: “Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick”

i have nothing to live for starting then

getting a big scary looking collections letter from the lab that did my blood analysis saying OPEN IMMEDIATELY to deliver me this big scary looking bill with a grand total of $7.60. wtf calm down, that’s not enough to buy a cheeseburger anymore

1. physical effects of E becoming noticable
2. american empire failing to project power in middle east

pro tips: you can prevent your opponents from countering all of your spells by scooping. scooping doesn’t use the stack

damn, i wish

it’s hard but i’m doing my best

2 untapped islands

i freeze and scoop out of fear of the coming negate