Hello users of hexbear we are going to have some extended downtime on Wednesday 26/6/24 for approximately 8 hours. Beginning around 12:30 CST / 7:30 pm CET
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Jokes on you I created another Lemmy account! I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS I REFUSE TO TOUCH GRASS!!!
Double account comrade 🤝
My favorite genre of post right now is people incorrectly trying to time the downtime with their meta jokes
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The liberal plot to make me less online
what the fuck am I supposed to do with myself
edit: I am fucking hyperventaliting
edit2: why i left the left - when hexbear abandoned me
edit3: im a zionist now
the hexbear.net - lemm.ee pipeline
Sorry I’d rather touch grass.
No offense to lemee, I’d say the same thing to lemmygrad, lemmy ml, and pretty much anything else.
Why do you dislike lemmygrad? Just curious, I had a pretty good impression of them.
I’m hexbearian through and through. If I can’t post on the bear I might as well go out into the woods and look for a real one
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Ah, understood.
I hate tankies and prefer to hang around socdem subreddits like The Hex
Right on
what the fuck am I supposed to do with myself
That would be illegal. I’ve reported you to mossad.
please don’t tell me you’re shutting down because you found out I’m a liberal :(
brooding in an empty desert planet for 
to return.Chuckling to myself, imagining the admins unplugging the servers and gingerly placing them unattended on some grass outside for 8 hours before taking them back and plugging them in again.
And somehow they just work better afterwards
That’s adorable, I should do that with my computers
Shutting down hexbear as a joke isn’t funny
I WILL NOT LOG OFF
I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS
I WILL NOT STOP POSTING
Furiously slapping F5 the entire 8 hours
I’ll miss my friends
Posting till the last second
Don’t worry guys, I found an interim lemmy instance we can use
Thank you for choosing such a convenient time as to not disrupt me much. Next time if you don’t mind you can start an hour or two earlier and I will sleep through the down time completely.
Until then thanks for making the best place on the internet better.
New surge of Lemmygrad users incoming
lemmygrad must protect its beatiful garden from the jungle that is hexbear
Stocking up on supplies to prepare for the hexbear downtime. Go to the grocery store to find it packed with people who know they must do the same. A chaotic jungle as everyone fights for every scrap to prepare for an extended time with no posts.
Biden’s America.
