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Holding elections would put democracy at risk

If Hillary loses to Trump twice, she’s flying a plane into a school

Oh shit I have a friend of French-Algerian descent and I know her father, who is Algerian, was imprisoned and treated harshly in Algeria during this period.

He moved to France and I always wondered what it would be like to migrate to the country that tortured you, but a penny just dropped and now I think I understand why he moved to France.

There were multiple Cato’s and every one of them was a self righteous patrician traditionalist.

I’m referring to Cato the younger, contemporary of Julius Caesar who is probably the more famous one but there’s also Cato the elder who was basically the same figure a century beforehand.

But it doesn’t matter which. Misogynistic patriarchal patricians who believed that their position atop the socio-economic hierarchy was a law of nature.

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Cato was an annoying and self righteous piece of shit

Real “giving the plebes bread is not just a threat to my personal wealth but an unholy affront to our sacred republic” kind of guy

Plus modern day libertarians love the guy so what more do you need? They named the fucking Cato institute after him case closed

Turns out it wasn’t dark Brandon just sunset Brandon. Dusk Branden.

Enormous sway, he’s the godfather. He can bring in tens of millions in a single fundraising event.

Get in loser we’re going on jihad

Welcome to employment blocklists and credit scores

More debate commentary because I’m watching it late:

Biden: it’s the finest military in the world. No one wants to [inaudible] mess with us [inaudible]

No one wants to mess with the US navy? Is there someone you forgot to ask??

Yeah like who is next? It’s Her or Kamala.

George Clooney is their best shot.

Cocaine when you have a thought

Aw golly things are bad but GOLLY any change automatically makes things worse

Hundreds of thousands are dying

They’re killing our citizens

Migrant crime

12 years old we just had the funeral

Every state is a border state now

We have to get these people out fast

Our veterans are on the street dying

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ARE DYING ON THE BORDERS FOLKS AND ALL STATES ARE BORDER STATES

God America really fucking deserves Trump but Latinos do not

Blue tories at 0 seats

Red tories at 481

Tories overall with 532 overall

Watch labour win this election and operate to the right of David Cameron

Summary:

Question about something

Biden: audhdhshsh cough ahem audhdhdh Scranton pensylvania cough ahdhdh

Trump: we had it was a disaster and the stock market it was higher after COVID and he has not done a good job he has done a bad job it’s killing us

God I’m just now right this moment starting to watch the actual debate and IMMEDIATELY Biden looks like he’s about to fall over and mumbles into the mic.

First question answered as “ashdhdhdheue cough ahem ahdudheh”

This is worse than I was expecting and expectations were fucking low

God to be a worm in the tequila bottle in Zelenskyy’s office tonight after that debate showing from Biden

Debate starts, you can see the silhouette of Biden wandering out. He seems kind of dazed… “Jill… Jill…”

The lights come on and it’s revealed he was wearing sunglasses! He just couldn’t see where he was going! Hahaha.

He takes off the glasses and looks directly into the camera: “It was just in case that was a solar eclipse.” He smirks with his tongue to his cheek. What a zinger.

Out comes Trump, bright orange. Fluorescent. He’s eating a cheeseburger. A rake thin model wearing a lot of eye shadow and contour at his side striking poses. “AY FARDED.”

The cloud roars

Biden starts eating an ice cream.

Comedy genius.