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Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?
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“Remove element: Electric chair”
Zap element: Convict
Excuse me but my user agent says I am “prison warden”, not “Firefox convict”
Someone made a filter for that and it works well. It’s in one of the posts that talked about YouTube doing that (I think the one in the Technology sub).
I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.
They’ll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%
It will show 22%, but really be 35%.
We’ve come full circle.
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I am next for not tipping my landlord.
You monster! Did you know that (something, something, something their empolyer is an asshole who doesn’t pay them well but somehow you’re the bad guy here)?
… giving a tip before you actually get anything.
Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer
How dare you!
He’s probably a filthy gun-printer!
Guns and dildos is pretty much all those things print!
But can those things print dildo guns?
Don’t do it! That’ll be the last straw and we’ll get registered for having too much fun.
No fun allowed!
You can tell by the missing fingers.
I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine
All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You’ll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can’t be bothered to see a few ads? It’s not like ads are harmful or anything!
…hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it… Right after I close this other popup that says I’ve won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and this online casino one, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one from the local fringe religious group that says I’ll go to hell if I poop, and this one that straight up looks like it’s trying to download ransomware, and… Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don’t forget that.
Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft
Piracy, actually, but yes. That tweet was such a dumpster fire. All it accomplished was it showed how grossly misinformed Linus was about this topic. How ad blocking equals copyright infringement is beyond me.
He’s 100% Dependent of advertising on YouTube. So his statement is not only biased but completely in favor of his income.
But then again theft is not theft according to the same small Canadian man.
And sexual harassment in the workplace is not actually sexual harassment either according to the same man.
Ootl --what’d he do this time?
He auctioned of a startup’s prototype without permission.
“Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”
“Ask not what social media can do for you but what you can do for social media.”
For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can
Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.
It already was implemented in remote exams sooooo… As soon as society opinion is ready, and wait till musk will roll out his crazy neuralink, those of us who can’t tinker with tech are doomed indeed
And the things we find horrifying now will just be normal to the next generation. Remember when we used the term “creepshot”? The youngest adults today don’t understand what that is.
bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY
AnD PiRaCy iS StEaLiNg
You wouldn’t download an ad, would you?
if my boss paid me 2-3x the amount they do now i wouldnt have to steal, this always comes with the idea that art should be class-gated, hate mfers who drop it.
My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial!
what about us who
pirateshare almost everything?You will be judged by your peers. So seed often, at least 2:1.
seeding is caring. and I care a lot :)
You’re already dead.
This is the bad place.
Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric
You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.
Lost your listener’s license, did you?
DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS
