Piss yes, but know what that stripe is on your lobster tail?

They don’t like you either

So many rules!

Colonial karma

I had heard people talking about this but never knew what it was. Is there a link?

Ya filthy animal!

It’s not hard

There is a difference to adding some more wood to a fire and placing jet fuel onto a fire.

My mental health is hurting. Such deep sadness. Really struggling to find good in this world.

How much has the buyer of the NFT made?

Should probably come with a warning about that. Pretty disappointing.

And of course this photo lacks any sort of scale reference

Feel like a good sponge costume would allow you to pee right where you are.

And every computer has a different level of fight left in it. You just have to hold until it finally stops kicking.

Love them since they piss off republicans with their gender identities.

I always break the ctrl key right off my keyboard when I get a new computer so I don’t accidentally do this.

By this logic you really can’t expect me to pee in the toilet. I can’t have a fire hose adapter hanging off of me just to pee straight down all the time. I was born for snow writing, and I’m coming to a yard near you!

This seems like a pro-reincarnation ad.

Most of the time I’m self aware enough to say, “hey how’s it going man!?” every once in awhile, I’ll get a weird false confidence and say, “nice to see you again Steve!”