Rand was a bad neighbor and got the shit kicked outta him. Then his neighbor (the ass kicker) had his punishment increased because Rand’s a whiny little removed with strong political connections.
Rand Paul’s neighbor assaulted him with suburban rage over Rand’s sticks being on his side of the property line. Broke a couple of his ribs, but because Rand’s a senator he got sentenced to like a year in prison.
Rand pissed off his neighbor somehow and his neighbor beat his ass. Broke a rib apparently.
Rand, being the omega pussy he is, allowed prosecutors to slam the neighbor with a felony for “hitting a congressman” even though the assbeating was purely for personal, not ideological, reasons. Rand Paul is a sack of dogshit who happily weaponizing state violence: no surprise.
Rand wouldn’t stop dumping lawn trimmings on his neighbors lawn so his neighbor beat his ass and then the rugged individualist libertarian got the government to charge his neighbor charged with political violence for defending his property rights.
Sucks for his neighbor but you couldn’t ask for better proof that literally everything they claim to believe is horseshit.
What happened to that dipshit?
Rand was a bad neighbor and got the shit kicked outta him. Then his neighbor (the ass kicker) had his punishment increased because Rand’s a whiny little removed with strong political connections.
Rand Paul’s neighbor assaulted him with suburban rage over Rand’s sticks being on his side of the property line. Broke a couple of his ribs, but because Rand’s a senator he got sentenced to like a year in prison.
Critical support
Didn’t Rand also lose hearing in one ear?
Bet he didn’t hear that coming
Don’t forget the $500k civil penalty
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/prosecutors-reveal-why-rand-paul-was-attacked-neighbor-n839366
I think that gives the idea enough.
Rand pissed off his neighbor somehow and his neighbor beat his ass. Broke a rib apparently.
Rand, being the omega pussy he is, allowed prosecutors to slam the neighbor with a felony for “hitting a congressman” even though the assbeating was purely for personal, not ideological, reasons. Rand Paul is a sack of dogshit who happily weaponizing state violence: no surprise.
Rand wouldn’t stop dumping lawn trimmings on his neighbors lawn so his neighbor beat his ass and then the rugged individualist libertarian got the government to charge his neighbor charged with political violence for defending his property rights.
Sucks for his neighbor but you couldn’t ask for better proof that literally everything they claim to believe is horseshit.
Neighbor punched him a few years ago