See our hottest selling line of kevlar bibs. Be a responsible parent and protect your infant from drive-bys. For your pre-teens, we also carry a full line of Disney themed bulletproof vests for school and play. [I wonder how many countries have “drive-by” as part of their lexicon?]
Remember kids, to ask your principal about investing in armored School Buses with howitzers to make sure you don’t die on your way to school!
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Laughs in your continent colonized the entire world and are actually the most murderous, genocidal, civilisation in all of history.
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Yeah, along with their ID badges and transparent backpacks.
That’s not a joke. It’s very common for US schools to require those things. For children.
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I had a school ID in Canada too, but no one gave a crap about it and you certainly didn’t have to wear it on your person at all times. It was basically only used for checking out books at the library.
