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    9 months ago

    Sometimes I think I’m the only human in existence that doesn’t like eating ass. More for you!

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        Look. If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. High fiber and a thorough shower before sex should be top priority regardless of if you eat ass or not. If you do that then you are already set. There should be no poop taste or smell and the fact that you think there would be just shows you or your partners need to step their game up.

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          9 months ago

          Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole.

          I’m not judging, but it’s not for me.

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            E. Coli isn’t a monolith and not every strain makes you sick. Yes you can culture it off clean ass but you can also culture it out of the produce isle. Streptococcus is in fermented food but doesn’t give us strep throat because it’s also not a monolith. Don’t frame bacteria in bad faith because that adds to vulnerable people’s phobias. Also don’t go around sucking pennies you find on the ground because you heard about good bacteria on the internet. Let’s all just be reasonable please.

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              I’m well aware not all strains of E. coli and others are not always pathogenic; I’m a clinical laboratory scientist.

              Just because it’s not pathogenic doesn’t make it clean, and E. coli should not be found on produce.

              Again, not judging, I just don’t like the idea of ass bacteria in my mouth, or my lovers mouth - even if they’re not causing harm.

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                Hope they showered immediately before sex because any fart gas is gonna find it’s way to the genitals and if you perform oral it’s gonna have E. coli.

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                  That’s not how farts work. You should not find E. coli on a labia culture. We do shower pretty much all the time before sex, so that’s a moot point.

                  Why are you riding my ass for something I personally find dirty - you can do whatever you want. It’s just not for me.

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          " If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still… its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.

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          Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.

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        I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)

        I’ll eat ass after a rave tho any day

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    9 months ago

    I know Lemmy is for nerds because there’s a heated esoteric argument about bacteria and assholes on a shitpost about eating ass.