What, like real mountains aren’t named after things you find there?!?!

Found the landlord

Colloquial language for the salt of the earth

I wish

The travails of living with RBF 😔

Is he really the best of them?

Dawkins would have shitposted on Twitter with the best of them if he’d been born later

I had a guy whose pitch was “Ok, you’re the president.”

That was the game idea. The whole thing.

“Ok, I did the overall plot. Who’s doing the dialogue?”

Eh, they’re going to be surprised when the “it’s over” phase comes with retribution anyways.

North America. They’re going extinct.

So are men

Wait until this guy hears about yinyangs

Yes, unless it’s not. Ultimately “dark matter” just means we don’t know how our current models match observed reality without a bunch of (presumably) matter we can’t detect, but it’s entirely possible the models or the observations are just fucking wrong.

Supposedly the presence of “dark matter” was actually detected last year, so we might be figuring out how to make observations match models, but that doesn’t mean we know what it is either.

That’s what the universes above and below us say too!

In this case “they” is a fairly small city and its sense of tradition, so you will find “they” is actually “because the people wanted to.”

I hope the dolphins find out out about syndicalism one day

I think if you run into any of that line of thinkers you better watch your drink, or you’ll wake up on a ship to the mines of Sparta.

Have hope! The swords were actually invented in 20k years!

I remember being disappointed they charge for a full price audiobook for novellas, and my library not having the full series

I wanted to be a microbiologist, but then I extrapolated their average salary.