Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.
*Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs … wake up with fleas, and without your own children
I just hope the courts will consider what’s best for Techno Mechanicus.
Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.
The Omnissiah is pleased.
syntax error 💀
i hope James Workshop sues musk now just because
I think this is a typo, but I’m unsure because James Workshop could be one of his kids names.
James Workshop saved Christmas!
May the machine god guide you to better understanding and watch over the functioning of your machine
Imagine admitting you let Elon Musk put his penis inside you.
He has been known to just use artificial insemination. Perhaps she didn’t have his penis in her. 🤷🏻♂️
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IVF. No physical contact necessary.
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She slept with him.
Eeeww.
There’s three of them that apparently did. Triple ew.
I’d sleep with the Mucinex germ for that amount of money
Her name is literally Grimes
Look Grimey here has made a few mistakes, and who hasn’t, but it’s not like she slept with musk
She slept at him.
No one sleeps with Elon but Elon.
Elon Musk can actively claim something as fame, one of the first people that can literally fuck themselves.
You don’t spend enough time in the more disturbing sections of internet porn.
I’m almost certain that most if not all of his kids were conceived via artificial inseminaton?
He’s got a little Boys from Brazil thing going on with these kids.
Every picture of Grimes I’ve ever seen looks like someone tried to draw Madonna from memory.
Grimes is 35 trying to look 22. Madonna is 65 but as the “Queen of pop” tries very hard to look however young she can. There are similarities.
Yo why are we making fun of the way someone looks who’s just trying to see her own children, instead of the nutjob who’s keeping them from her?
She’s also a psychopath who had multiple kids with him… she’s not a some victim.
True, and none of that is relevant to her appearance.
Yup, but it’s why I’m perfectly fine with someone make fun of her in any way they feel like.
You can make bad decisions and still be a victim.
Yo! Ugly people have kids too! Go stand up for them.
She had three kids with him. I’m assuming she knew how he was by the third kid.
Drawing attention to people’s appearances distracts from things that are truly worth criticizing, like shitty decision making. Also, it doesn’t actually make them look bad. It makes you look bad.
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She let elon bring another demon spawn into the world. Bully her to no end.
There’s something very disturbing about her. Like all the parts of her face are there, but they weren’t assembled quite right.
Maybe she was assembled at a tesla plant? /s
More people should really read what Musk’s first wife said about him.
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
Getting with someone who says “I’m the alpha in this relationship” is probably not a good idea.
Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada’s death. I didn’t understand this, just as he didn’t understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as “emotionally manipulative.”
Holy hell.
That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.
Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.
Holy fuck he’s a monster. Like we all knew he’s bad but holy fuck.
She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.
Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people’s work and the mask finally started slipping.
Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.
Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as “X” and “Y.”
At this point I’m convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: “do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?”
How about “Do you plan on thinking?”
Might help solve the overpopulation problem.
do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?
i am a less-than-junior dev, and my variables are always descriptive of what they do!
and with this (lack of) expertise i say: They got it the wrong way around. (x)y is boy, (x)x is girl.
He put in LESS effort than a junior dev!
I just can’t give Musk any energy anymore. Delete Twitter, y’all, and if we ignore him enough he’ll go away.
No, he won’t.
But it won’t matter if you don’t give him your attention.
He will do his thing wether you watch or not.
So…
Yeah like the nazis. They were ignored. That turned out so well
I joined Twitter recently. Every second post was about Musk. It’s exhausting. It wasn’t worth joining.
What made you join?
The more I think about it, the less I know why.
It’s not uninteresting if you ignore the Nazis. Like I learned a lot about sovereign citizens from two ADL/academic researchers on there. And it’s nice to connect with artists that way, for example.
But it’s a hot burning dumpster fire.
Sad drama, the relationship did not end in good terms…
I wonder how he got child custody of them all, usually if taken to court don’t they side with mom unless some deal was made before hand?
Money. The answer is money.
Yeah, I can see that, it does make sense.
I thought erratic behavior online would have helped but money beats anything else.
Thank you!
Exactly. He bought them from her; paid her off
It’s actually usually the opposite. Women get custody more because men are less likely to fight for custody. When men do fight they tend to get custody more often.
Thanks for the feedback!
I did not think about it that way!
So in Canada at least, in contested orders, the mother ended up with custody 59% of the time, the father 10%, and shared 11%.
https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/jr/jf-pf/2017/nov02.html
That’s physical custody, legal custody is: 19%, 3%, and 45%
Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo
I get the health benefits of raw baby hearts, but once you try one deep fried there’s really no going back.
There’s really something about the way the red stain is in such a small and contained area that screams baby hearts and not adult hearts.
Which one of them do you thin smells worse?
I’m sure they both have a really disgusting musk coming from them
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Class traitor lol
Love American style: Endless court cases.
As opposed to what? Ignoring the law?
As opposed to other countries styles, not so many court cases?
Why do you think that’s the case
I think the US just has a more litigious culture? Here in the UK custody would be done by mediation before anyone sued each other.
That is how it’s done, what Elon Musk does is not representative of the normal American. Kinda sad I have to clarify that.
Yes it could just be the perception. In American films and TV everyone seems to have a lawyer, there’s the whole “lawyer up” reddit meme and I’ve been given so much advice on reddit about things I should/shouldn’t do to avoid getting sued (like sweeping the pavement outside my house! This seems to come up so often). The only time I know of people using solicitors here regularly are to buy houses and to finalise divorce.
What you read on reddit and watch on tv/movies isn’t at all how reality actually is here lol. You do legal stuff when you have to, it’s expensive and a hassle, and it’s still best to settle things outside of court. Reddit says a lot of dumb things, the lawyer up thing is a meme since a redditor should really not be giving legal advice. That’s like when you discuss mental issues, people say to go to a therapist, it’s not any country specific. If anything, it’s the EU who has a lot more regulation, which means more courts involved.
Ok, less very public court cases. Don’t see much else other than Musk or Trump at the moment
Because marriages and relationships are stronger and taken more seriously in some cultures than others
That’s just objectively not true and very pretentious to say
The US has distinctively higher divorce rates than other countries. Objectively true.
He’s a greasy little pube that lad. Bet he’s got a pegging fetish.
No need to kink shame the peggers
